Demonic Salesman I rebuke thee!

I got a door to door salesman come by my apartment on Sat around 7:00. I hear the door ring, open it, and this guy I don't know, wearing 'business casual' clothes, starts talking about 'Hi! I was just wondering if you are getting the paper?'
'No and I am not interested. Thanks. Have a good night.' I said, closing the door in the dillholes face. I think it was technically illegal to be doing that cause we have a no soliciting policy at the apartments. At least I think we do. Anyway, who the fuck buys anything from these guys? Worse than telemarketers if you ask me....

There is this guy on TV now who is some sort of preacher and his spiel is that you need to call in 'Right Now. Go to your phone right now. Go to your phone and make an offering. I need you to do this now. In the next 24 hours we have the opportunity.' Blah, blah, blah. The funny thing is, what's with the 24 hour window? The guy isn't live so the 24 hour thing is obviously bull. Who buys this guys shit? He's asking people to send God an offering of 77 dollars a month for 10 months. The 77 bucks is because the universe works in 7's, somehow. I didn't catch his name, but he has a bad blonde wig, and is in some house in Hawaii, and he picks random quotes from the bible to make a point which completely eludes me. Actually, the gist is, the bible is telling you to send him money. Nice. I admire his brass. Don't think I'll send him anything though. I'll take my chances.
Here is a youtube clip of a behind the scenes look at one of these guys. It's quite the video.