A Miracle has Occured

Speaking of the Runway bride, some dude on ebay had this to offer:
" Jennifer Wilbanks found on my morning breakfast toast. I still think her fiance did it !!! This is the one and only Toast Depicting The Scam Artict of the year Jennifer Wilbanks. Look at the eyes its her. Dont be fooled by others. Sold to high bidder shipping priority$3.85 Ebay tossed me off but im back!!! Just like Jen."
Truly, will wonders never cease? Also, it's ALWAYS the fiance or the husband until proven otherwise.